The stage is set for one of the most anticipated vice presidential debates in memory to be held at Washington University in St. Louis (6 p.m. PST) between Joe "Obama's not qualified to be president" Biden and Sarah "I'll get back to you on that" Palin.
This will be one of the first significant challenges on the national stage for Palin, whose qualifications are increasingly being questioned. Biden needs to prove he can get through a public event without stammering for words or forgetting the name of the guy at the top of his ticket.
Wading through the morass of contradictory statements, blubbering and outright misinformation requires a serious filter. It so happens alcohol is just the thing.
Street's VP Debate Drinking Game Rules:
1. Every time Palin mentions a member of her family (Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper or Trig), or "family values," stand up, interlock arms in a circle, sing "We Are Family" and drink.
2. When Biden says "Scranton," "blue-collar" or "working-class," drink a Budweiser, slap your burly buddy on the back as hard as possible and crush the empty can against your forehead.
3. Drink a Labbat Blue when Palin calls herself a "hockey mom."
4. Take an Alaskan Pipeline shot when either candidate mentions domestic drilling.
5. If Biden criticizes "Washington insiders," or attacks Palin for being inexperienced, take a sip for every year he's been a U.S. senator (that would be 35).
6. Chug a cosmopolitan when Palin mentions the "liberal" or "mainstream" media.
7. When Biden says "malarkey," clandestinely pour some coffee grounds into your neighbor's glass, then point and shout, "what's all that malarkey in your drink?!"
8. Every time Palin says "musn't," take a shot of Jim Beam, mutter something about how "grammar ain't dat important anyways," and then pray for the children.
9. Every time Biden says "literally," drink an Absolut Suicide.
10. Drink a mindbender if Palin completely flubs a question.
If at any point during the debate you forget whether this is the actual Sarah Palin or Tina Fey playing Palin, finish all the drinks on the table. Don't forget to tune back to Street on Tuesday, Oct. 7, for the drinking rules for the next presidential debate.
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